Fiction · Comedy sketch. This is a made-up, clean comedy sketch. The people and events are not real, and any resemblance to real people is coincidental.
Part of our guide: Liftoff: A guide for families and young adults · In College.
Sunday, 9:02 PM. Four roommates create a group chat named "STUDY GRIND ONLY."
Maya: ok rules. no memes. we lock in.
Jordan: agreed. locking in.
Jordan: [sends a video of a cat falling off a couch]
Maya: JORDAN.
Jordan: that was a test of the rules. the rules work.
Dev: what chapter are we on
Priya: we are on chapter "who renamed the chat to STUDY GRIND ONLY (VIBES EDITION)"
Monday, 1:47 AM. 312 messages. The chat has a logo, a mission statement and a group playlist. Nobody has opened the textbook.
Maya: guys the exam is in 7 hours
Dev: good news, i made a color-coded study plan
Priya: bad news, it starts last Tuesday
They study together for real at 2 AM. Everyone passes. Jordan gets the highest score and refuses to explain how.
The takeaway
Plans are free; follow-through costs something. Put the phone face down for 50 minutes, then reward yourself with the cat video.
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